I just stumbled on to this thread and it's hilarious! One of my friends had a cat named Fluffy who SOOO loved having her bum scratched that she'd turn full around and actually walk up your chest with her hind legs to get closer! He (being the odd duck that he is!) named the bum
So whenever someone new met the cat she was introduced as Fluffy, and her bum, Viv (short for Vivacious!!).
It's been seen by all I'm sure but it bears repeating - my favourite cat haiku:
You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail!
Behold, elevator butt.
Many have forgotten this truth, but you must not forget it.
You remain responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.
~Corkie - Tuxedo, at the bridge (probably hogging the sunbeam)
~Sparks - Calico, 15 yrs
~Jollip - Senegal Parrot, 13 yrs
~Yeti - Himalayan, 12 yrs
~Pepin - Silver Martin/Dwarf Rabbit, 8 yrs