I don't think the king-sized bed will help, though--we've found out that dogs tend to expand into the space available, so no matter how much you provide, Shrek will fill it all! And he'll look might fine doing it!
"We are--each of us--dying; it's how we live in the meantime that makes the difference."
"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived!"
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."