All I can come up with is "back to school"...might be hard for people with lawless pets like hazel's!
Obedience school drop outs!
"We are--each of us--dying; it's how we live in the meantime that makes the difference."
"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived!"
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."