LOL - Luba do you know how many kittens have passed through this house and much I've been scratched and bitten??
If you REALLY don't want to be scratched and bitten
Then please, oh please don't get a kitten!
(sorry, it's late and had a few glasses of vino tonight! Excuse my bad poetry!)
Forgot to mention - get the kitten used to having her nails clipped. Start when she is sleeping. Be VERY gentle and stop if she protests and continue another time.
My cats are used to having their nails cut, and rarely object to it, unless I try it when they are "busy"!