Originally Posted by Prin
Big dog... turds or big dog turds? I vote for number 1. I'll bring Boo and feed him too much that day.
I'll find the crazy beagle lady that used to walk across town so her dog could crap his runny brown poop on my lawn everyday. I watched her, she can make the dog poo on command. She always had a plastic bag full of stuff, apparantly it wasn't poo. Maybe it was Ol Roy.
I'm over tired.
"You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." - Dave Barry