Barkingdog, your statement made me laugh but it is bang on!
The puppy needs a kennel or xpen with a solid floor and puppy training pads if it is being left in the house. An enzyme cleaner should be used to clean all accidents, and absolutely every effort at teaching the pup to go outside needs to be implemented. As soon as the puppy wakes up, outside, ten minutes after he eats, outside, after vigorous play, outside. Have an absolute party with him every time he does his business outside, it's a good thing!