1) That is what I woke up to the other day
2) When I was working at my computer, she jumped into my lap demanding scratches
3) Stealing my chair when I got up to make a cup of tea
4) & 5) Keeping my lap warm?
6) Belly rubs!!
The answer is chocolate, it does not matter what the question is.
-Off a t-shirt
All dogs want to be lap dogs doesn't matter the size!