Happy Halloween everyone!
Baci - You promised that last year was the LAST year you'd dress me up like a douche-bag.
Me - Were you good this week?
Baci - meow - yes.
Me - Then who put butt stains on the couch?
Baci - My sister Twiggy.
Me - LIAR! She's constipated....I KNOW it was you.
Baci - (softly, while looking away) meeeow.
Me - There ya go. Next year behave or I'm dressing you up like a pole dancer.