Wasn't sure if this pic would be inappropriate. If it is please remove it. I have to say if I had a dog meet me at the door with this 'bone' I would probably pee myself laughing
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."