This is me, 100%. Spiders give me the willies. I can't even kill them without being paranoid that it'll be the one smart spider that evades, then attacks back!!
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."