Bars on the windows? Aw, c'mon, you know you secretly all wanna be gun-totin' mamas, right?
And you say Americans have some stereotypically preconceived notions about Canadians!
Still, get that application in and then you can run for president and 'fix' yer naybors ta th sout....
Article eleven: free ticket in.
Jus' don' come visitin' hazel when you get here without calling first--I might shoot ya through my barred winders and trow ya to da swamp people...