And here's one to start off:
This is a friend's boy, by name of Kota. He wuz lookin' fer his Ma, who wuz hidin' behind hazel's durty winder...
"We are--each of us--dying; it's how we live in the meantime that makes the difference."
"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived!"
"Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle."