Adam and Eve's Pets
I got this this morning and I am sure most pet lovers read it at one point or another, but enjoy anyway....
The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets
Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now, we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'
And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me."
"Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve. And it was a good animal and God was pleased.
And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'
And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'
And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they were comforted.
And God was pleased.
And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'
And God said, "I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."
And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings
And Adam and Eve learned humility.
And they were greatly improved.
And God was pleased..
And Dog was happy
And Cat . . .
didn't give a S*** one way or the other.
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: I love it, thanks for sharing.
LOL... too funny :laughing::laughing:
I have never seen that before! Thanks for sharing it :D
Very funny and so true...:D
(This is not really news though so I'm moving this to the pet stories-jokes forum)
Thx - Marko
oops sorry Marko, I didn't realize there was a joke section....my brain does not compute before 7 am...thanks for moving it
:laughing::laughing:I saw that coming. I love how dogs and cats are both so different and I wouldn't have it any other way.
:laughing::laughing::laughing: I never saw that one before either. Love it.:thumbs up
I almost choked on my coffee!
I had never read this one...
So very true!
Thanks for this good beginning of a day!
LOL love it. That is so how it is here. Cat does not give a crap about anything but self!
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