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14+kitties September 8th, 2010 04:08 PM

an oldie but oh so good!!
 
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Marriage or Relationship With a Significant Other ...

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone always willing
to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ...
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then adopt a dog.

If you want someone who will
never touch the remote, doesn't care
about football, and can sit next to you
as you watch romantic movies
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..then adopt a dog.

Dog Dancer September 8th, 2010 04:10 PM

And .... they don't care if you call them by the wrong name!! Cute 14+, it's always fun reading these.

14+kitties September 8th, 2010 04:11 PM

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If you want someone who is content
to get on your bed just to
warm your feet and whom you can
push off if he snores
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..then adopt a dog !

If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn't care
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
young or old, who acts as if every
word you say is especially worthy
of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually ..
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..then adopt a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you
want someone who will never
come when you call, ignores
you totally when you come home,
walks all over you, runs around all night
and only comes home to eat and
sleep, and acts as if your entire
existence is solely to ensure his
happiness ....
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..then adopt a cat!

14+kitties September 8th, 2010 04:12 PM

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[B]You[/B].......
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.... have a GREAT day!!!!

quincymycat September 8th, 2010 04:14 PM

Nahhhhh...not around this place anyway.....sweet, sweet kitties falling over themselves to sleep on the bed, cuddle, meet me at the door and just plain please!!! :laughing: :cloud9:

Although.....I DO believe in many cases, a pupper far outweighs a man!!! :2cents: :laughing:

Love4himies September 8th, 2010 04:54 PM

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: I love it!

sandyrivers April 3rd, 2012 07:50 AM

14+kitties,

I just love the cat sitting there with his munchies...
and the quotes are so real!

This is just too funny!

sandyrivers


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