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StaceyB February 15th, 2006 04:49 PM

To be 6 again
 
A student of mine sends me these all the time, I thought I would share another with you.

>> TO BE 6 AGAIN
>>
>>
>> A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
> back
>> and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
> far
>> off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
>>
>>
>>
>> I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On
>> the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
>> Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.
>>
>>
>>
>> What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the
> Wall
>> of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was.
> Five
>> hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
>>
>>
>>
>> Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her
> to
>> a McDonald's where he
>>
>> ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
>>
>>
>>
>> Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
>> M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her
> husband
>> and collapsed into bed exhausted.
>>
>>
>>
>> He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well
>> Dear,
>> what was it like being six again ?? Her eyes slowly opened and her
>> expression suddenly changed.
>>
>>
>>
>> I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass!!
>>
>>
>>
>> The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to
> get
>> it wrong.
>>
>>
>>
>> SEND THIS TO WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH..... AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
>> HANDLE IT ...
>>

Prin February 15th, 2006 05:19 PM

hee hee hee... :) He got the 6 year old dream birthday perfect though...

jesse's mommy February 15th, 2006 05:43 PM

That is so funny! Though it does sound like a fun birthday!!! :party:

Writing4Fun February 15th, 2006 06:03 PM

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joeysmama February 15th, 2006 08:52 PM

Oh that would be my guy !!! It's funny when you look back on it--but when it's happening......not so much.


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