November 25th, 2004, 05:08 PM
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
November 26th, 2004, 01:40 AM
November 26th, 2004, 06:24 AM
OMG I am soooo slow,had to read it a couple of times......finally got it :crazy:
November 26th, 2004, 08:45 AM
HA HA HA HA HA HA :D :D
That ones good!!!
November 26th, 2004, 09:53 AM
lol. i just wish i could get that chicken's face out of my head ;)
November 26th, 2004, 01:52 PM
After six months of mourning the loss of her dear husband of 60 years, 84 year old Helen decided to join him. She decided she would use her departed Henry's revolver still in the top drawer of the nightstand.
Helen was not very educated on the human anatomy so she called her doctor and asked " Where is ones heart?". Her doctor replied, "Why Helen, it's right below your left breast."
The next day Helen was admitted to the hospital with a gun shot wound to her left knee.
November 26th, 2004, 03:05 PM
bahhhhhaaaaaahhaaahhaa oh gravity :D :D :D
November 26th, 2004, 03:07 PM
rotfflmao..............good ones :D
November 26th, 2004, 03:10 PM
I'm borrowing THAT one :D
November 26th, 2004, 11:23 PM
November 27th, 2004, 02:02 AM
definitely the best ever!!!