How do you know which is the snake ?

You are driving in your car and in the distance you see 2 dead animals on the road . Before you get close how do you know which is the snake and which is the liberal ?
Answer : The snake is the one with skid marks infront of it .

The Liberal is the one trying to bite your tires?

Skid marks are the key ...The driver desperately tried to avoid killing the snake probably ruined a good set of tires in the process, not so for the liberal .