Rottimom
November 12th, 2004, 01:17 PM
A man takes his rottweiler to the vet and says "My dog is cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well" says the vet "Let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally he says "Well I am going to have to put him down." "WHAT!" says the man. "Because he's cross-eyed??" "No. Because he's really heavy." :crazy: