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Cactus Flower
October 4th, 2004, 10:15 PM
A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her
faithful pet poodle along for company. One day the poodle starts
chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost.
Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction
with the obvious intention of having lunch.

The poodle thinks, "Uh-oh, I'm in deep trouble now!"

Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down
to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, a look of
terror comes over him, and he slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says
the leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby
tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the poodle sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and
strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at
being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see
what's going to happen to that conniving canine."


Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog
sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them
yet and, just when they get close enough to hear, the poodle
says.....................

"Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me
another leopard!"

Sneaky2006
October 5th, 2004, 08:05 AM
That is so cute!!! Clever little pup! :D

Iggette
October 5th, 2004, 08:39 AM
yes that was cute

Princesss04
October 5th, 2004, 10:38 AM
Very funny! :D

glasslass
October 10th, 2004, 11:43 PM
Just saw this. How did I miss it? Yep! Poodles are smart!!!! :D

cutiecherise
October 11th, 2004, 01:02 AM
:p That's so Cute! :p

Dogs are so smart that way...