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"Ode to Poop"

Lucky Rescue
September 18th, 2004, 11:56 AM
Someone called "Tenderhearts" composed this and I thought anyone with a dog (or multiple dogs) might get a laugh from it! :D

The Poo Patrol (also known as The Bucket Brigade)

Verse 1
I often ask myself why me, why me
Why did I not stop at number three?
I tried to say no, I covered my eyes
I chanted MUST NOT (denial in disguise)
The troops they grew at a steady pace
Until there were 7 invading my space!

Chorus:
Armed with bucket, bags, and rake
The many poo piles I must overtake
I plug my nose and bend and scoop
My dreams are scattered with visions of poop

Verse 2
My mom always said I was full of poo
But little did I know it really was true
The grey, the newf, the pittie all know
I anxiously await the season of snow
When big flakes fall and cover the poo
And I have an excuse for a day or two.

Chorus:
Armed with bucket, bags, and rake
The many poo piles I must overtake
I plug my nose and bend and scoop
My dreams are scattered with visions of poop

Verse 3
My back isn't young and the joints are popping
But onward I forge, whistling tunes while stopping
To harvest the piles, some little, some not
While the neighbors wonder if I'm a crackpot
But true love will win always, and so I will faithfully
Scoop in the backyard for what should have been 3!

meggie1425
September 18th, 2004, 05:24 PM
too cute!! :D Thanks!

gingerismybaby
September 19th, 2004, 04:48 PM
That is so cute. :)

iRONKNiGHT
September 19th, 2004, 05:03 PM
Thanks for Sharing LuckyRescue :) that song is VERY Catchy
i really enjoy'ed singing that to The "Beverly Hill Billies" tune.. (http://www.ekn.net/midi/TV_Movie/tv/beverlyhillbillies.mid)

melanie
September 19th, 2004, 05:20 PM
that is great and oh so true, i know that feelin on a saturday morning :D i always wanted to make a video for potential young dog owners, and i always thought i would show me with a bucket of poo on an nice morning, jsut ot show it is not all glamor and kisses, i could use that tune to go with that poop scoop scene :D :D

glasslass
September 20th, 2004, 05:41 PM
Ahhh! The benefits of small dogs! :p