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Ever wonder ???

edwina
November 16th, 2009, 05:43 PM
EVER WONDER .... :D




Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?




Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?




Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?




Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?




Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?




Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?




Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?




Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?




Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?




Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?





You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!




Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?




If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


:D

Love4himies
November 16th, 2009, 05:48 PM
:laughing: Good ones, Edwina. :thumbs up

The doctor and "practise" really got to me :eek: It is kinda scary.

dmc123
November 16th, 2009, 07:15 PM
those are too funny! I am cracking up here....thanks for sharing!

Diane

rainbow
November 16th, 2009, 07:38 PM
LOL ...I've seen those before and they're a hoot. :D

I really wish someone would come up with the answers. :laughing:

Frenchy
November 16th, 2009, 09:17 PM
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?






:laughing: so true :laughing:

Dee-O-Gee
November 16th, 2009, 10:12 PM
:laughing: so true :laughing:

I don't keep my mouth open but I find that I pull my upper lips and nostrils in a downward motion? :shrug: :shrug:

Way too funny! :laughing: :laughing:

TacoGrl
November 16th, 2009, 10:54 PM
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Yes, WHY didn't he... :frustrated: :D

Dog Dancer
November 17th, 2009, 11:34 AM
Or why you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway???

I love those kinds of lists. They're fun and true.

14+kitties
November 17th, 2009, 11:41 AM
Why hamburgers are called hamburgers when there is no ham in them?

Love those lists too!!