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Questions & Answers From A Seniors Forum

rainbow
April 28th, 2009, 02:52 AM
Questions and Answers from a AARP Forum



Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.


Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.


Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt .'


Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you' re pregnant.


Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.


Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.


Q: Why should 60+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.


Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

rainbow
April 28th, 2009, 02:53 AM
I love the third one. :laughing:

Magicwildwolf69
April 28th, 2009, 08:07 AM
:laughing::laughing:

i love this one Q: Is it common for 60+ year olds to have problems with short-term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.


boy rainbow you are on a roll lately

hazelrunpack
April 28th, 2009, 10:01 AM
#s 6, 7 and 8 really had me wheezin'! :laughing: :laugh:

What a hoot!!! :D

angeldogs
April 28th, 2009, 10:05 AM
I liked 1,2 and 3 the best.:laughing:

CearaQC
April 28th, 2009, 12:54 PM
#3 made me laugh the most.

I'm sending this to my retired parents. :laughing:

14+kitties
April 28th, 2009, 01:10 PM
Unfortunately, I can only wish hubby would have picked up hammer and nail and done some home renos during the worse of it. :o He just likes to escape to his shop when things get bad.