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Bumper Stickers

rainbow
April 26th, 2009, 02:41 AM
Random Bumper Stickers....



1. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

2. A hard man is good to find.

3. A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.

4. A woman with a big fat ass should dump him.

5. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

6. American by birth, Irish by blood and A**hole by choice.

7. An erection does not constitute personal growth.

8. As a matter of fact, I do own the road.

9. Cats make great pets - - - out of their owners.

10. Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.

11. Constipated people don't give a crap.

12. Don't let your mind wonder....it's too little to be left alone.

13. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

14. Ex-wife for sale. Just take over payments.

15. Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.

16. Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine.

17. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

hazelrunpack
April 26th, 2009, 09:08 AM
#5 is why I keep playing the lottery! :laughing: :p

CClover
April 26th, 2009, 12:51 PM
12. Don't let your mind wonder....it's too little to be left alone.
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

TeriM
April 26th, 2009, 01:22 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Magicwildwolf69
April 26th, 2009, 10:14 PM
Number 7!!! :o and number 9 hehe

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

growler~GateKeeper
April 26th, 2009, 10:53 PM
:laughing: :laughing:

Dog Dancer
April 27th, 2009, 11:42 AM
18. I see you're playing stupid again - oh and it looks like you're winning!

angeldogs
April 27th, 2009, 02:46 PM
I had one that said
Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.

The guy up the road has one that say.
Fat people are harder to kiddnap.

I want one that say
I break hard for tail gaters.

growler~GateKeeper
April 28th, 2009, 01:47 AM
18. I see you're playing stupid again - oh and it looks like you're winning!

:highfive: :laughing: :laughing:

I had one that said
Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.

I saw that on a shirt too :laughing:

rainbow
April 28th, 2009, 02:58 AM
I'd love to find that on a tshirt for hubby. :rolleyes:

Magicwildwolf69
April 28th, 2009, 08:08 AM
i saw one once that said

"if you are what you eat, the i'm cheap, fast and, easy."

angeldogs
April 28th, 2009, 08:12 AM
:highfive: :laughing: :laughing:



I saw that on a shirt too :laughing:

I haven't seen it on a shirt but i would wear it for sure.

growler~GateKeeper
April 29th, 2009, 01:23 AM
i saw one once that said

"if you are what you eat, the i'm cheap, fast and, easy."

I've seen that one too :laughing: