rainbow
April 26th, 2009, 03:41 AM
Random Bumper Stickers....
1. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
2. A hard man is good to find.
3. A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
4. A woman with a big fat ass should dump him.
5. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
6. American by birth, Irish by blood and A**hole by choice.
7. An erection does not constitute personal growth.
8. As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
9. Cats make great pets - - - out of their owners.
10. Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.
11. Constipated people don't give a crap.
12. Don't let your mind wonder....it's too little to be left alone.
13. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
14. Ex-wife for sale. Just take over payments.
15. Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.
16. Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine.
17. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
1. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
2. A hard man is good to find.
3. A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
4. A woman with a big fat ass should dump him.
5. All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
6. American by birth, Irish by blood and A**hole by choice.
7. An erection does not constitute personal growth.
8. As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
9. Cats make great pets - - - out of their owners.
10. Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult.
11. Constipated people don't give a crap.
12. Don't let your mind wonder....it's too little to be left alone.
13. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
14. Ex-wife for sale. Just take over payments.
15. Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.
16. Get your own bumper sticker and stop staring at mine.
17. Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.