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Why Am I Married?

rainbow
April 23rd, 2009, 04:21 AM
WHY AM I MARRIED?


You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."


A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."


When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.


A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son".



First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

TacoGrl
April 23rd, 2009, 07:42 AM
Thx for the funnies...I quite enjoyed laughing this morning! :thumbs up

aslan
April 23rd, 2009, 07:55 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh: Thanks for the chuckle this morning...

Melinda
April 23rd, 2009, 08:54 AM
*L* just what I needed to hear as we approach our 30th anniversary next week *L* I'll have to show these to hubby

ancientgirl
April 23rd, 2009, 08:55 AM
A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son".

:laughing:This one got me really laughing.

BenMax
April 23rd, 2009, 10:01 AM
What a great way to start the day.:laughing:

Luvmypitgirls
April 23rd, 2009, 10:14 AM
:laughing: Thanks for the laugh, much needed after having to shovel the snow and scrape the ice this morning,
while my husband laid all snuggled up with the dogs in bed.

Bina
April 23rd, 2009, 02:40 PM
Funny stuff......and I just happen to be wearing my wedding ring on the wrong finger lately.
(it's really cuz it got too loose on the ring finger)....;)

Kassiaethne
April 23rd, 2009, 03:37 PM
*rolls with laughter* that was great. I am so showing my fiance.

Magicwildwolf69
April 23rd, 2009, 11:16 PM
:laughing::laughing:

thanks for the laughs! those were great gotta show my FH!

Mat&Murph
April 24th, 2009, 02:17 PM
:laughing: Way too Funny!!!! :laughing: