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Serious virus threat

erykah1310
March 28th, 2009, 10:11 PM
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it .

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

hazelrunpack
March 28th, 2009, 10:50 PM
Lucky for you, you had pets.ca to post to. I couldn't get it out to 5000 people in 20 seconds and it took me 5 minutes to extinguish hubby! :eek:

:p

:laugh: Had me going there for a minute! :laughing:

Dee-O-Gee
March 28th, 2009, 11:03 PM
If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it .

Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole
milk.

***WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so
hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you,sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!

Wow thanks for this important notice erykah :thumbs up So far I can only find 4999 friends to send this to :shrug:

Love4himies
March 28th, 2009, 11:07 PM
:laughing: :laughing::laughing: My goodness, in 23 years DH has never heard me fart, so I better watch out for that one :laughing:

Luvmypitgirls
March 29th, 2009, 02:38 AM
:laughing: My hubby read the first few lines and was like "oh bullshizzle, no virus can....":laughing: what a :loser:

I had to call him back to the computer to read the whole thing and then he was like...:o..:o

So I got to sit here and laff at him so hard that I "dribbled"..:o

Then he got to laff at me..:o...:sad:

So all in all, this supposed joke turned out not so funny for either of us:frustrated:


:laughing:..:laughing:..:laughing: