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Worst first date ever.

January 31st, 2009, 10:10 PM
no, not a first date of mine, its fairly funny though, if you can look past the little bit of grossness, but thats what makes it funny, enjoy :D

it is a little long, but mid way is where is gets funny, and sorry about the >> it was from an email, and those were already in it.

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down>> when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first > date>> or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.>>>>> Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date>> that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date > experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the > prize!>> She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... and the guy had>> taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It > was a>> day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,after all, and had never > met>> before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were > headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the > mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have > had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a > rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try > to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the > heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he > had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front > seat of his car.>> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants > down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she > let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her > companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed > was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think > about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of > the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another > sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered > her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.>> Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she>> attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly > apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. > Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she > answered her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply > that indeed, she was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some > assistance! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with > her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst > out laughing.>> She too, got the giggles and when t hey finally managed to compose>> themselves, they assessed her dilemma.Obviously, as hysterical as the>> situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed > it>> would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the > icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the > first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her > free.>> So, as she looked the other way, her first time date proceeded to unzip > his pants and pee her butt off the fender.>> As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize>> hands down. Or perhaps that should be 'pants down'. And you thought your > first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole > new meaning to being pissed off.'>> Oh and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was>> sitting next to her on the Leno show.

February 1st, 2009, 12:19 AM
:laughing: :eek: :yuck: :laughing:

February 1st, 2009, 03:12 PM
I've read this one. It's pretty funny, and mortifying! :laughing:

February 1st, 2009, 10:42 PM
I guess that took the awkwardness out of the first date jitters.

February 2nd, 2009, 12:38 PM
Very funny, thanks for sharing. It sort of "broke the ice" so to speak!! And they have a fun story to tell people about their first date.

February 2nd, 2009, 02:18 PM
That is priceless! Thanks for the laugh.:laughing:

February 10th, 2009, 02:00 PM
I knew they would end up married...nobody that goes through THAT would be able to move on...LMAO..they were iced together!