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Cactus Flower
July 28th, 2004, 06:34 PM
Just for laughs.........

15 Pieces of Advice To Be Passed On To Your Daughters, Granddaughters,
Female Relatives, Friends, Etc.

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for the younger man. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you
can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to
make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself

9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even
in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it
means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

July 29th, 2004, 12:40 AM
yay cactus, very funny but sooooo true. lol.
a bit of a serious one i heard this morning-
educate a man and you educate an individual, educate a woman and you eduate a family. so true isnt it :D

July 29th, 2004, 12:53 AM
hahah very funny

July 29th, 2004, 11:45 AM
Lmao!! :)