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December 27th, 2008, 01:05 AM
Newfie Christmas Joke

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven".

The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on and said "It represents a candle".

"You may pass through the Pearly Gates" Saint Peter said.

The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They represent bells".

Saint Peter said "You may pass through the Pearly Gates".

The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize"?

The Newfie replied, "These are Carols".

December 27th, 2008, 07:14 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh: :thumbs up

December 27th, 2008, 09:52 AM
sent that to my best friend who is with newfie child right now, she loved it

December 27th, 2008, 01:36 PM
:laughing: I wonder what Carol had to say about that ?!

December 27th, 2008, 02:32 PM
I wonder if St Peter bought it! :laugh:

December 27th, 2008, 02:42 PM

December 27th, 2008, 03:54 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:Grace loves it.:thumbs up