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December 2nd, 2008, 09:18 PM
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.

1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table.
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toySquirell Squeaker Mat
' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

December 2nd, 2008, 09:21 PM
That is sooooo funny!! But oh so true!! :thumbs up

December 2nd, 2008, 09:25 PM
lol very VERY true. could have came from my boys

December 3rd, 2008, 12:28 AM
I agree, and thanks for the laughs, Shaykeija. :thumbs up

If anyone has the solution to #9 please let me know. :D