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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb

Love4himies
November 20th, 2008, 07:35 AM
This may be old, but it is the first time I have read it:

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

The Cat's Answer:

"Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.

ancientgirl
November 20th, 2008, 08:52 AM
LOL, very cute.

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 11:26 AM
This is absolutely amazing - I hope others read it! So darn true!

Thanks - it just made my day!:thumbs up:thumbs up:laughing::laughing:

JennieV
November 20th, 2008, 12:27 PM
this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just snorted my lasagna all over the screen! :laughing::laughing:

babymomma
November 20th, 2008, 12:27 PM
HAHAHA.. Thats hilarious! Wonder what a yorkie would do??:rolleyes:..lol

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 12:29 PM
this is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just snorted my lasagna all over the screen! :laughing::laughing:

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

JennieV
November 20th, 2008, 12:33 PM
BM, I think it will be like:
Yorkie - Pick me up, pick me up! I'll do it, just pick me up!! :D

AmericanBullMom
November 20th, 2008, 12:33 PM
This is tooo cute! :laughing::laughing:

American Bull Dog: "I'll think about your bulb issues AFTER my nap. kthanks"

babymomma
November 20th, 2008, 12:36 PM
BM, I think it will be like:
Yorkie - Pick me up, pick me up! I'll do it, just pick me up!! :D

HAHA! Yep, I think you pretty well nailed it!!

JennieV
November 20th, 2008, 12:41 PM
This is tooo cute! :laughing::laughing:

American Bull Dog: "I'll think about your bulb issues AFTER my nap. kthanks"

LOL!
that is pretty much it, huh?

Mat&Murph
November 20th, 2008, 12:45 PM
Hahahaha That is too cute:D:laughing: I laugh my head off

English Mastiff: I could do But it's just too much work!!

:D I love the other comments too. They are as funny as the joke

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 12:48 PM
My min pin Julia ":censored: you...idiot..who do you think I am? That's for 'little' dogs...geezzee"!:mad:

JennieV
November 20th, 2008, 12:48 PM
English Mastiff: I could do But it's just too much work!!


LOL!!! So true!

JennieV
November 20th, 2008, 12:53 PM
Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens!

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 01:02 PM
Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens!

I second it! Ewww ...seconds anyone???

Mat&Murph
November 20th, 2008, 01:14 PM
:laughing::laughing:Thanks alot BenMax and JennieV!! I just spit my coffee all over the screen!!!!:laughing:

Thanks L4H for posting!! Been alot of fun:laughing::D

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 01:18 PM
:laughing::laughing:Thanks alot BenMax and JennieV!! I just spit my coffee all over the screen!!!!:laughing:

Thanks L4H for posting!! Been alot of fun:laughing::D

Happy to help.:laughing:.

Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"

JennieV
November 20th, 2008, 01:22 PM
Happy to help.:laughing:.

Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"

Lol Benmax!
:D I think its awesome!

Mat&Murph
November 20th, 2008, 01:22 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing:BenMax!!!!!!!

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 01:29 PM
Don't tell Frenchy - she's got one of my fosters.....

Love4himies
November 20th, 2008, 02:14 PM
Big Thanks L4H, for posting this!
its awesome! I just made everyone in the office snort their respective lunches on their screens!

:laughing::laughing: Got the comment in the TJT now. :lightbulb:

Love4himies
November 20th, 2008, 02:15 PM
Happy to help.:laughing:.

Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"

:laughing::laughing::laughing: Perfect, of course this doesn't apply to Nelly

BenMax
November 20th, 2008, 02:21 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing: Perfect, of course this doesn't apply to Nelly

Oh of course not....:angel:

Frenchy
November 20th, 2008, 07:54 PM
Ok would offend if I bring in what a great dane would say (ok....Frenchy is not here so here we go...)

Great Dane: 'Dah what's dat....? " ZAP..".I guess I should try not to lick it when the circuit is still on....right?"

:frustrated: Nelly just saw your post , I'll let reply herself :

Love4himies
November 20th, 2008, 07:59 PM
Oh no, hide BenMax, Frenchy saw your post :eek::laughing:

Love4himies
November 20th, 2008, 08:00 PM
And Nelly saw it too :eek: and now she is mad.

Frenchy
November 20th, 2008, 08:06 PM
Don't tell Frenchy - she's got one of my fosters.....

And I'm dying his fur pink as we speak ! :evil:

Love4himies
November 20th, 2008, 08:13 PM
And I'm dying his fur pink as we speak ! :evil:

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing: Good thing I didn't have lasagna in my mouth.

aslan
November 20th, 2008, 08:23 PM
aaaaw poor stitch.... hims is a boy frenchy make it blue.

oh frenchy incase you didn't notice the list pretty much covered all your furbabies excluding stitch.

Frenchy
November 20th, 2008, 09:17 PM
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


That the part of the cocker Chloe has :laughing:

Mat&Murph
November 20th, 2008, 10:13 PM
:laughing:Busted BenMax!!!!
Poor Nellie, Ben won't make fun of you!!:D lol

Frenchy
November 20th, 2008, 10:15 PM
:laughing:Busted BenMax!!!!
Poor Nellie, Ben won't make fun of you!!:D lol

Benmax is suppose to visit me soon , I sure hope Nelly will have forgotten about that comment by then :eek: :laughing:

Mat&Murph
November 20th, 2008, 10:22 PM
Oh No Benmax. "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn" You better make sure you have lots of treats for Nellie!!!!:D:thumbs up

Frenchy
November 20th, 2008, 10:30 PM
:laughing: yes , Nelly can be easely bought with food :p

Mat&Murph
November 20th, 2008, 10:34 PM
Lol Frenchy!!! My guys are totally bought with food too!!! We will have to make sure Benmax is stocked. :D

growler~GateKeeper
November 21st, 2008, 03:36 AM
I have read this one before but it's always funny :laughing:

You gals are hilarious :crazy::D

BenMax
November 21st, 2008, 08:09 AM
:laughing: yes , Nelly can be easely bought with food :p

....so can Frenchy..and by the way I think it was MaxBen that made the Great Dane comment not BenMax.

Stitch my boy....I'm comin' to getcha...hang on little buddy...