Breaking news : gruesome discovery inside a Sherrington house

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a YOUNG ;) Sherrington woman made a gruesome discovery while getting up on the morning of Friday August 8 , she found the half body , very badly mutilated , of a mouse. It was disgusting and she quickly threw out the remains outside , making it impossible for an identification. The YOUNG lady (who has ask us to remain anonymous , fearing death threats by pro mice groups) had this statement :

"Yes , I did found the body , yes my cats did it , and I am extremely proud of them. Those mice carry too many diseases and need to be terminate , my cats got lots of praise and a special breakfast was made for them (which included dewormer pills) my cats only did what they were told , they are not assassins , they are good boys !!! "


There will be no funeral services.

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:laughing::laughing: - my morning laugh! Love it..

:laughing::laughing: You live in Sherrington?, whoops, I mean what type of people live in Sherrington:D ?, Bet the owner was feeding their cats raw, gave them the taste for blood.:evil: Feeding raw is the root of all evil cats and dogs :rolleyes:

good kitties, you are earning your keep :angel:

:frustrated: You scared me!

*takes deep breath* :laughing: ok, that's funny :D .

:laughing::laughing: You live in Sherrington?, whoops, I mean what type of people live in Sherrington:D ?, Bet the owner was feeding their cats raw, gave them the taste for blood.:evil: Feeding raw is the root of all evil cats and dogs :rolleyes:



Yes it's a neighbor , I think she feeds them kibble in the morning and raw at night , I have met her cats , and her dogs , all amazing animals.:angel: The lady is amazing herself :rolleyes:

You are bad!!! :frustrated: I don't normally read the newspaper ones because I just can't stomach most of them. But something told me this one was different. :thumbs up Good one!!!

To funny..:D

way to go kitty cats..

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Frenchy, tu es folle!!!!!

The cats got to eat more after eating the mouse????

:sad::rip: Mickey :candle:

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Frenchy, tu es folle!!!!!

The cats got to eat more after eating the mouse????
You bet they ate ! ehhh , I mean that's what I've been told :rolleyes:
:sad::rip: Mickey :candle:

Chris , lady told me she didn't hear any screams , so it probably didn't suffer.

You bet they ate ! ehhh , I mean that's what I've been told :rolleyes:


Chris , lady told me she didn't hear any screams , so it probably didn't suffer.

Liar, liar pants on fire. I have to leave for a while to perform a funeral service :pray:

i think would should called csi-montreal, see what they have to say.

Liar, liar pants on fire. I have to leave for a while to perform a funeral service :pray:
I can send you the corpse if you like , with a little canadian flag on the box :laughing: :sorry:
i think would should called csi-montreal, see what they have to say.

I don't know who did it , it will stay a family secret. I already cleaned some traces in the bathroom :cool: that would make me accomplice after the fact :eek:

god at this rate you're never gonna get out of the hazel run prison.

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Um....I mean...:eek:

You do realize that destruction of evidence in a capital crime is a capital crime as well, don't you? Perhaps said young lady should flee the country....I hear there are accommodations available at Hazel Run Prison should she head this way... :p admission fee is currently set at 4 dogs/2 cats, so don't forget the fuzzbutts :D

god at this rate you're never gonna get out of the hazel run prison.

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admission fee is currently set at 4 dogs/2 cats, so don't forget the fuzzbutts :D

4 dogs and 2 cats ! wow , it must be my lucky week :laughing:

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but but ... this mouse should be charge with breaking and entering , and the cats only did this on self defense :shrug:

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Um....I mean...:eek:

You do realize that destruction of evidence in a capital crime is a capital crime as well, don't you? Perhaps said young lady should flee the country....I hear there are accommodations available at Hazel Run Prison should she head this way... :p admission fee is currently set at 4 dogs/2 cats, so don't forget the fuzzbutts :D

but,but i only have 3 dogs and i'm allergic to cats:cry:

umm anyone else wanna know which half of the mouse they found.

umm anyone else wanna know which half of the mouse they found.

um....no

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but but ... this mouse should be charge with breaking and entering , and the cats only did this on self defense :shrug:

The cats won't be charged. The charges involve tampering with evidence...tsk tsk tsk...now who might have done that? That young lady is in deep guacamole! :evil:

The cats won't be charged. The charges involve tampering with evidence...tsk tsk tsk...now who might have done that? That young lady is in deep guacamole! :evil:

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I can recreate the murder scene :cool:

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I can recreate the murder scene :cool:

You mean you found the other half of the mouse somewhere? :eek:

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The cats won't be charged. The charges involve tampering with evidence...tsk tsk tsk...now who might have done that? That young lady is in deep guacamole! :evil:

mmmm i love guacamole i can help you escape, just let me run out and get some tortilla chips.

:laughing: haha thats too funny, i was a little worried at first when i read the title but that was too funny.

I can send you the corpse if you like , with a little canadian flag on the box :laughing: :sorry:

Pleeeeaze, I will give it to Ethel to perform an autopsy. You do realize that he had a family that cared about him, brothers, sisters, aunts etc.,

Have you spoken to Paddington and Monsieur Le Chat about this :confused:

You mean you found the other half of the mouse somewhere? :eek:

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From the waste down yes , on one of the runner carpet in the dining room , it seems some cats don't like tails :yuck:
Have you spoken to Paddington and Monsieur Le Chat about this :confused:

I did ... I told tell they were good cats and that I would keep them one more year :laughing: but I didn't kiss them on the mouth :yuck:

I'm guessing then that they won't believe you without sealing it with a kiss :D

I'm guessing then that they won't believe you without sealing it with a kiss :D

I'll brush their teeth first :laughing:

i think would should called csi-montreal, see what they have to say.

Have you seen Good Cop Bon cop? :rolleyes: :laughing: Now thats a classic!! :laughing:

Too funny, Im a supporter of the accused in this case. :cat: :cat: I'll rally a protest if it ever goes to trial.

I'll brush their teeth first :laughing:

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Brilliant! :laughing::laughing::laughing:

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That's the best who-done-it story I've ever read. :laughing:

Thanks for the hilarious story.....I so needed a good laugh this morning. :D

Wow are you guys silly this morning or what?! ;) :laughing: Too funny!

:rip: little mousy

:rip: little mousy

Finally a little sympathy for Mickey :candle: