Cactus Flower
July 12th, 2004, 06:22 PM
I just wanted to tell you a funny story.
But first- an introduction: My name is Sadie. My real name is Sadie. When people ask my name, I always get either one of two comments:
1. "Sadie? I had a dog named Sadie!"
2. "Sadie? I had an aunt named Sadie!"
I've heard it a million times over.
Anyway, I used to be a bartender. One night a customer was being particularly belligerant. He kept asking me REALLY LOUD questions and drawing more attention to me than I wanted. He was trying to embarass me through several courses of crude dialogue. He finally asked my name, and I told him.
"SADIE??", he questioned.
I answered him: "Yes. Sadie. And I know, you either had an aunt or a dog named Sadie". This man was determined to embarass me. He raised his voice even louder and said "NOOO...actually the best sex I ever had was with a 'Sadie' ....". I replied "REALLY? Was it your aunt or the dog?". Everyone laughed and he finally shut UP.
So there it is, just for giggles.
*special wave to Luba and her Sadie*
But first- an introduction: My name is Sadie. My real name is Sadie. When people ask my name, I always get either one of two comments:
1. "Sadie? I had a dog named Sadie!"
2. "Sadie? I had an aunt named Sadie!"
I've heard it a million times over.
Anyway, I used to be a bartender. One night a customer was being particularly belligerant. He kept asking me REALLY LOUD questions and drawing more attention to me than I wanted. He was trying to embarass me through several courses of crude dialogue. He finally asked my name, and I told him.
"SADIE??", he questioned.
I answered him: "Yes. Sadie. And I know, you either had an aunt or a dog named Sadie". This man was determined to embarass me. He raised his voice even louder and said "NOOO...actually the best sex I ever had was with a 'Sadie' ....". I replied "REALLY? Was it your aunt or the dog?". Everyone laughed and he finally shut UP.
So there it is, just for giggles.
*special wave to Luba and her Sadie*
