jaclmickles
July 19th, 2008, 09:44 PM
This is my long rant. Sorry to put you all through this. However, this is the one place I knew I could come and rant to.
My neighbor has a "friend," who came over to our house to see our dogs tonight. First, I'm not fond of this guy to begin with. Then, when I thought he was finally leaving, he broke into the story of how he used to breed these English Bulldogs. :wall:
This guy went into the specifics as to how to artificially inseminate them (very graphic) since they apparently can't breed on their own. My initial thought on this was, "Then maybe they shouldn't be bred at all." Then he went into telling me about them having to have c-sections since they can't deliver on their own. (See initial thought above.) After that, of course, was informing me how to care for newborn puppies, which I already know, followed by how to wean them.
As if that wasn't enough, he started telling me about his "world champion" and how everybody wanted his sperm. (The dog's, not the guy's. :laughing: ) Then I got to hear about freezing sperm. I'm sure you all could imagine what all that entailed. After that, he informed me of how many hundreds of vials of this dog's sperm he had on ice when it died. Followed by the qualifications the females had to meet in order to be inseminated with it. :frustrated:
The only silver lining was when he commented that of course he only followed one rule: That the breeding he did was strictly for the betterment of the breed. Then, of course, he had to throw in that if any puppies did not meet his standards, he would just have it put down.
:yell:
I would have loved to have been able to get this guy to leave. Unfortunately, he doesn't shut up long enough for any one else to get a word in. Then again, why should he: He knows everything. :rolleyes: :loser:
Okay, sorry, rant's over for now. Thanks for letting me blow off some steam.
My neighbor has a "friend," who came over to our house to see our dogs tonight. First, I'm not fond of this guy to begin with. Then, when I thought he was finally leaving, he broke into the story of how he used to breed these English Bulldogs. :wall:
This guy went into the specifics as to how to artificially inseminate them (very graphic) since they apparently can't breed on their own. My initial thought on this was, "Then maybe they shouldn't be bred at all." Then he went into telling me about them having to have c-sections since they can't deliver on their own. (See initial thought above.) After that, of course, was informing me how to care for newborn puppies, which I already know, followed by how to wean them.
As if that wasn't enough, he started telling me about his "world champion" and how everybody wanted his sperm. (The dog's, not the guy's. :laughing: ) Then I got to hear about freezing sperm. I'm sure you all could imagine what all that entailed. After that, he informed me of how many hundreds of vials of this dog's sperm he had on ice when it died. Followed by the qualifications the females had to meet in order to be inseminated with it. :frustrated:
The only silver lining was when he commented that of course he only followed one rule: That the breeding he did was strictly for the betterment of the breed. Then, of course, he had to throw in that if any puppies did not meet his standards, he would just have it put down.
:yell:
I would have loved to have been able to get this guy to leave. Unfortunately, he doesn't shut up long enough for any one else to get a word in. Then again, why should he: He knows everything. :rolleyes: :loser:
Okay, sorry, rant's over for now. Thanks for letting me blow off some steam.
