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Blonde joke , yea I know how you guys like those

Frenchy
March 12th, 2008, 08:02 PM
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.
Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In
order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to
purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.


Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I
decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul
it home.'


The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides
she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no
less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her
sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph
office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her
that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer
to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'


The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then
adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.' Well, after paying for the bull,
the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one
word.


After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send
her the word 'comfortable.'


The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you
want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to
haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word
'comfortable?'


The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big. She'll read
it very slowly.... 'com-for-da-bul.'

:D

meg4050
March 12th, 2008, 08:07 PM
:laughing::laughing:

SARAH
March 12th, 2008, 08:16 PM
A redhead, brunette and a blonde worked together.
They had a female boss who left early every day.
One day they agreed to leave work early too.
After all, no one would notice.
The brunette went to shop for clothes, the redhead went to a bar
and blondie went straight home (like the good girl she is!).
There she found her husband in bed with the female boss.
She hurried back out, went straight back to work, and came home at the normal time.
"We must do this more often", the brunette said the next day at work.
"Not me", said blondie, "I was almost caught red handed!"

:eek:

clm
March 12th, 2008, 09:56 PM
:laughing::laughing: I like both of the jokes.

Cindy

Shaykeija
March 12th, 2008, 09:57 PM
What's brown, black and blue and is laying in a ditch?...

Shaykeija
March 12th, 2008, 09:58 PM
A brunette who told one too many blonde jokes....

Love4himies
March 13th, 2008, 08:34 AM
:laughing::laughing::laughing:

Too funny!

ancientgirl
March 13th, 2008, 10:05 AM
:laughing: Those were both good.

SARAH
March 13th, 2008, 10:16 AM
Wanna know what's funny? :laughing:

The girl who sent me the redhead/ brunette/ blonde joke just told me one girl at her work didn't get it at first.

She's not blonde :laughing: :laughing: she's a brunette.

She's not living that one down for a while :laughing: :laughing:

Frenchy
March 13th, 2008, 11:12 AM
Wanna know what's funny? :laughing:

The girl who sent me the redhead/ brunette/ blonde joke just told me one girl at her work didn't get it at first.

She's not blonde :laughing: :laughing: she's a brunette.

She's not living that one down for a while :laughing: :laughing:

:laughing: