The Joke Of The Day Thread!!!

:lightbulb:Let's see if this starts a good thread!:lightbulb:


A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender says with an odd look, "You have a steering wheel down your pants."

The pirate replies, "Aarrr, it's drivin' me nuts."
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:laughing: That is my brother's favorite joke!! Makes me laugh everytime!!

I've got a quick one for you:

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on a head, I'm going to give these two a lift.

Tee hee - cheesy but it makes me giggle.. :D