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Alley AKA Devil Kitten!

phoozles
February 4th, 2008, 08:04 PM
Remember the sweetness of my little kitten? Here's a refresher:

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/whatanangel.jpg

Here's the proof that her dad must be the :evil:

The other night I found a tomato on the floor with a big bite in it. Several minutes later I came across this on my counter

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/Themadness.jpg

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/Mmmtomatoes.jpg

And when I pulled her away from the carnage, here's what was left - nothing but tomato sauce :sad: :frustrated:

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/nowtomatosauce.jpg

Should bananas look like this? They do when a kitten has been gnawing at the bottoms of them!

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/bananasshouldntlooklikethis.jpg

phoozles
February 4th, 2008, 08:07 PM
We now cannot open the fridge without Alley not only hopping in, but attempting to eat anything in there, packaged or not! :evil:

Here she is going for her fave - cheese strings

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/checkinoutthecheesestrings.jpg

What else is in here?

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/whatelseisinhere.jpg

Jake's wondering what is going on!

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/jakewonderswhatsgoingon.jpg

This was all in one day! And then she nestles up and looks as sweet as can be

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/sosweet.jpg

She was a smart one, being so cute and all. :frustrated: :yell:

ancientgirl
February 4th, 2008, 08:12 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

That's why I don't keep any food on my counters.

I've got fridge jumpers too. I don't put anything on the bottom shelf of my fridge because whenever I open it one or more jumps in. I've even closed the door on them for a few seconds just to see if it makes them think twice about going in there, but nooooooooo.

jiorji
February 4th, 2008, 09:06 PM
HAHHAHAHAHHA i still think he's a cute kitten :angel: just look at that face!!:cloud9::lovestruck:

clm
February 4th, 2008, 09:50 PM
:laughing::laughing: Too funny. Yep, that's a cat for you.

Cindy

growler~GateKeeper
February 4th, 2008, 11:35 PM
:lovestruck: Alley :angel2: taste-tester extraordinaire ;) :lovestruck:

Dracko
February 5th, 2008, 12:32 AM
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Too funny but I'm surprised about the bananas. They must be bitter. :yuck:

hazelrunpack
February 5th, 2008, 09:37 AM
:eek: I'm so glad my dogs are too big to fit in the fridge, or I'm sure they'd join Alley! :D The Fridge Monkey! :laughing: :laugh: :laughing:

You'll have to be extra careful not to shut her in there accidentally! You'll need a sign on the fridge that says "Check behind the eggs for cat before closing door" :p

Lukka'sma
February 5th, 2008, 09:47 AM
That little angel:cloud9: couldn't possibly be at fault here:laughing:
She had to have been set up.:laughing:

cpietra16
February 5th, 2008, 09:50 AM
I completely agree 100% with Lukkas'ma...she has been set up...someone spiked the tomatoes with tuna juice.....and ofcourse you have to blame that sweet looking and innocent kitty....shame on you!!!!!:D

Love4himies
February 5th, 2008, 11:04 AM
That little angel:cloud9: couldn't possibly be at fault here:laughing:
She had to have been set up.:laughing:


I was thinking the same thing, is their an evil dog in your house :laughing:

Alley looks much too innocent to be on your counter eating the food.

phoozles
February 5th, 2008, 12:07 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

That's why I don't keep any food on my counters.

I've got fridge jumpers too. I don't put anything on the bottom shelf of my fridge because whenever I open it one or more jumps in. I've even closed the door on them for a few seconds just to see if it makes them think twice about going in there, but nooooooooo.

I've tried that too - the quick close.. It does nothing.. :rolleyes:

phoozles
February 5th, 2008, 12:10 PM
:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:

Too funny but I'm surprised about the bananas. They must be bitter. :yuck:

That's what I was thinking .. what kind of cat eats tomatoes and bananas? :eek: She actually tried to drag the entire bunch on to the floor for her eating pleasure. That's why I kept the tomatoes in their plastic bag - as a deterrant.. :rolleyes:

She'll take anything that's bigger than her and try to drag it off somewhere to eat it.. The other day she grabbed a wrapped burrito my BF bought, off the coffee table to behind the couch, proceeded to unwrap it, and try to eat it! :frustrated: :laughing:

Jim Hall
February 5th, 2008, 12:11 PM
lol try it for two minutes i did and after a few of those it didnt exactley stop him but he thought twice about it, at least long enought to push him outta the way

phoozles
February 5th, 2008, 12:12 PM
:eek: I'm so glad my dogs are too big to fit in the fridge, or I'm sure they'd join Alley! :D The Fridge Monkey! :laughing: :laugh: :laughing:

You'll have to be extra careful not to shut her in there accidentally! You'll need a sign on the fridge that says "Check behind the eggs for cat before closing door" :p

:laughing::laughing::laughing:

She'd just eat everything that was in there so we'd find her immediately - egg carton and all, I'm sure! :rolleyes:

phoozles
February 5th, 2008, 12:13 PM
I completely agree 100% with Lukkas'ma...she has been set up...someone spiked the tomatoes with tuna juice.....and ofcourse you have to blame that sweet looking and innocent kitty....shame on you!!!!!:D

It was probably Jake - setting her up! ;)

danaekitty
February 5th, 2008, 12:14 PM
At least Alley is trying to be healthy - except for the burrito.
Olive is a carb fiend - goes to town on loaves of fresh bread that my mum bakes for me. Destroys them.

phoozles
February 5th, 2008, 12:17 PM
lol try it for two minutes i did and after a few of those it didnt exactley stop him but he thought twice about it, at least long enought to push him outta the way

I'm just waiting for her to get bigger so I will be able to push her out the way - she's so little and quick right now!

Actually, she's getting spayed today, so maybe when I pick her up tomorrow she'll have mellowed out a bit.. :fingerscr

Maybe that's wishful thinking.. :shrug: :laughing:

Lukka'sma
February 5th, 2008, 12:17 PM
There is always the evil twin theory to fall back on, I've used it myself on occasion:laughing::laughing:

ancientgirl
February 5th, 2008, 01:10 PM
That's what I was thinking .. what kind of cat eats tomatoes and bananas? :eek: She actually tried to drag the entire bunch on to the floor for her eating pleasure. That's why I kept the tomatoes in their plastic bag - as a deterrant.. :rolleyes:

She'll take anything that's bigger than her and try to drag it off somewhere to eat it.. The other day she grabbed a wrapped burrito my BF bought, off the coffee table to behind the couch, proceeded to unwrap it, and try to eat it! :frustrated: :laughing:

OMG, the grab and run! Yep, I've got to keep both hands and eyes on my food when I sit to eat too. It's funny, it's the littlest ones isn't it? Kiska, will try to grab anything she can from my plate, then growl at whoever tries to take it back!

phoozles
February 6th, 2008, 05:52 PM
She just got back from her spay today - and the vet tech's politely called her a 'pistol'. I was hoping that the spay would mellow her out, but apparently just an hour after her abdominal surgery she was running around like nothing happened! :rolleyes:

I brought her home, and she started licking her scar, so guess what went on her head? The dreaded cone! I'll try to get a pic - my BF and I felt so bad for her at first- she kept running into things with the cone - it was funny but sad at the same time (do they have a smiley for that?)

ancientgirl
February 6th, 2008, 07:19 PM
All of mine have been running around after their operations. I've always left them overnight at the vet, but the next day I'd get the speech, "keep them calm and don't let them run around too much."

Riiiiiiight.:laughing:

happycats
February 6th, 2008, 07:30 PM
LOL:laughing: I know I shouldn't laugh.........but that's soooooo funny!!:laugh: At least she has healthy eating habits!

phoozles
February 7th, 2008, 12:13 PM
All of mine have been running around after their operations. I've always left them overnight at the vet, but the next day I'd get the speech, "keep them calm and don't let them run around too much."

Riiiiiiight.:laughing:

Yeah - how do you stop a ridiculously spazzy kitty from running and jumping everywhere? Actually, the cone mellows her out.. I only have it on her when I leave for work, but I spent some time with her wearing it and she just curled up on my lap.. Maybe she'll suddenly become a gentle lap cat!

Yeah, right! :rolleyes: :laughing:

phoozles
February 7th, 2008, 12:15 PM
LOL:laughing: I know I shouldn't laugh.........but that's soooooo funny!!:laugh: At least she has healthy eating habits!

Meh - I'd be laughing too - if it didn't happen to me :frustrated: :)

I just wish she didn't bite into EVERY tomato I had ..

Oh, and since she's been back from the vet, she STILL tries to jump into the fridge - she got in there with the cone on, and my BF said that she kind of wedged herself in .. he had to struggle to get her out, and wouldn't you know it, the whole time she was still trying to eat those cheese strings! :yell: :laughing:

clm
February 7th, 2008, 12:31 PM
My grey tabby, Gabby, is a lot like your little devil cat. Must be a grey tabby thing. :laughing: Gabby will jump into the dryer when you're pulling out cloths if your not paying attention. I always check the dryer before I close the door. :laughing:

Cindy

ancientgirl
February 7th, 2008, 01:42 PM
Yeah - how do you stop a ridiculously spazzy kitty from running and jumping everywhere? Actually, the cone mellows her out.. I only have it on her when I leave for work, but I spent some time with her wearing it and she just curled up on my lap.. Maybe she'll suddenly become a gentle lap cat!

Yeah, right! :rolleyes: :laughing:

Aw, come on. You don't want her to turn into a gentle little lap kitty. :laughing:

When Vlad was neutered, I had to put a cone on him. I had it on for about 10 seconds and I had to take it off. He went nuts! I thought he was going to break his neck or something.

phoozles
February 7th, 2008, 04:37 PM
My grey tabby, Gabby, is a lot like your little devil cat. Must be a grey tabby thing. :laughing: Gabby will jump into the dryer when you're pulling out cloths if your not paying attention. I always check the dryer before I close the door. :laughing:

Cindy

It's something in their stripes, perhaps! :laughing:
You definitely don't want to run the dryer with a kittie in the mix! Aw, you gotta love 'em


Aw, come on. You don't want her to turn into a gentle little lap kitty. :laughing:

When Vlad was neutered, I had to put a cone on him. I had it on for about 10 seconds and I had to take it off. He went nuts! I thought he was going to break his neck or something.

It's true - when she was just mellowing out one me last night I thought it was nice, but I did take a moment where I actually worried if she wouldn't be a freakshow any more - racing around driving me nuts. Then I wondered what the :censored: I was thinking! :laughing:

I'd like the best of both worlds - she can be nut, as long as she doesn't knock over/jump in/eat/race away with any of my stuff. :cool:

Alley freaked out about the cone at first too - that's I guess why when I got home from work last night it wasn't on her - BF felt too bad.. But I got it back on her and she was perfectly fine after about 5 minutes. I just don't want to risk infection - she goes to lick it the moment I take it off.

chico2
February 7th, 2008, 04:52 PM
Oh Phoozles,thank's for the :laughing::laughing:
Alley is such a little cutie,she just wants to try everything,not a dull moment:laughing:
I have caught my cats chewing at the end of bananas,maybe there is a smell they like:confused:
Alley will more than likely grow out of this behaviour,Vinnie did,then you'll wish she was still a little:evil::cat:

phoozles
February 7th, 2008, 05:01 PM
Oh Phoozles,thank's for the :laughing::laughing:
Alley is such a little cutie,she just wants to try everything,not a dull moment:laughing:
I have caught my cats chewing at the end of bananas,maybe there is a smell they like:confused:
Alley will more than likely grow out of this behaviour,Vinnie did,then you'll wish she was still a little:evil::cat:

DEFINITELY never a dull moment! :rolleyes: :laughing:
Your cats chew on bananas too?!? This was the first I've ever heard of it - I originally thought that they were just rotting strangely, until, of course, I saw the little :evil: trying to run away with the whole bunch!

I think I'll miss SOME of her kitteness .. but some of it can go any day now.. ;)

ancientgirl
February 7th, 2008, 06:26 PM
It's something in their stripes, perhaps! :laughing:
You definitely don't want to run the dryer with a kittie in the mix! Aw, you gotta love 'em




It's true - when she was just mellowing out one me last night I thought it was nice, but I did take a moment where I actually worried if she wouldn't be a freakshow any more - racing around driving me nuts. Then I wondered what the :censored: I was thinking! :laughing:

I'd like the best of both worlds - she can be nut, as long as she doesn't knock over/jump in/eat/race away with any of my stuff. :cool:

Alley freaked out about the cone at first too - that's I guess why when I got home from work last night it wasn't on her - BF felt too bad.. But I got it back on her and she was perfectly fine after about 5 minutes. I just don't want to risk infection - she goes to lick it the moment I take it off.

Too bad you can't take time off of work. I managed to schedule Vlad and Oksana when I was on vacation, so I watched them a lot. LOL, poor Vlad, he didn't get to lick whatever was left of his nuts for days.

phoozles
February 7th, 2008, 06:42 PM
Taking time off would be awesome - unfortunately my boss's wife is going to go into labour any day now, and I have to be ready to hold down the fort when he suddenly disappears. *sigh*

I was a little worried leaving the two today - Jake doesn't seem to be too happy to have Alley back, and I had to leave the poor cone on her head - I just hope she hasn't done anything stupid like try to jump on his head with it on .. Who am I kidding - of course she has! :rolleyes:

ancientgirl
February 7th, 2008, 06:52 PM
I have a feeling, you're going to get home and find the cone on BF :laughing:

Shabby
February 9th, 2008, 05:44 PM
Remember the sweetness of my little kitten? Here's a refresher:

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/whatanangel.jpg

Here's the proof that her dad must be the :evil:

The other night I found a tomato on the floor with a big bite in it. Several minutes later I came across this on my counter

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/Themadness.jpg

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/Mmmtomatoes.jpg

And when I pulled her away from the carnage, here's what was left - nothing but tomato sauce :sad: :frustrated:

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/nowtomatosauce.jpg

Should bananas look like this? They do when a kitten has been gnawing at the bottoms of them!

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/bananasshouldntlooklikethis.jpg


Awwwwww, how sweet! I don't care if the father is the devil, just look at that face and your heart melts. :lovestruck:

Shabby
February 9th, 2008, 05:48 PM
:laughing:We now cannot open the fridge without Alley not only hopping in, but attempting to eat anything in there, packaged or not! :evil:

Here she is going for her fave - cheese strings

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/checkinoutthecheesestrings.jpg

What else is in here?

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/whatelseisinhere.jpg

Jake's wondering what is going on!

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/jakewonderswhatsgoingon.jpg

This was all in one day! And then she nestles up and looks as sweet as can be

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg29/phoozles/sosweet.jpg

She was a smart one, being so cute and all. :frustrated: :yell:


:laughing::laughing: Now I've seen everything! Ya can't get much cuter than that!!!!!

rainbow
February 11th, 2008, 01:56 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Those pics are hilarious. :D I can't believe she actually chewed through the banana peel. :eek:

phoozles
February 11th, 2008, 05:26 PM
Yep, bananas and tomatoes are now being stored in the cupboard :frustrated:

I thought the spay would mellow her out, but came home the other day and found one of the banana 'survivors' chewed through the middle. :shrug: :wall:

Shabby
February 11th, 2008, 05:45 PM
Yep, bananas and tomatoes are now being stored in the cupboard :frustrated:

I thought the spay would mellow her out, but came home the other day and found one of the banana 'survivors' chewed through the middle. :shrug: :wall:

Oh my!!!! I just had the best chuckle reading about the banana survivor! :laughing: Thanks for providing a smile in my day.