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August 10th, 2007, 02:52 AM
1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2. I don't suffer from insanity.....I enjoy every minute of it.

3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

4. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

5. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

6. I'm not a complete idiot.......some parts are missing.

7. God must love stupid people........He made so many.

8. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

9. Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

10. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it.

11. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

12. I have a degree in Liberal Arts. Do you want fries with that?

13. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere.