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Feline Facts

growler~GateKeeper
August 9th, 2007, 11:47 PM
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast" - unknown

"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats" - Dave Platt (computer programers)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle & will pee on your computer" - Bruce Graham

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this" - anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow" - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats" - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat" - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"One cat just leads to another" - Ernest Hemingway

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message & get back to you later" - Mary Bly

"Cats are rather delicate creatures & they are subject to a good many ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffers from insomnia" - Joseph Wood Krutch

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life" - Faith Resnick

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats" - anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior" - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music & cats" - Albert Schweitzer

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God" - unknown

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats" - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want" - Joseph Wood Krutch

Jim Hall
August 10th, 2007, 12:40 AM
excellent anthology thank you

rainbow
August 10th, 2007, 01:53 AM
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God" - unknown

That's how it is at my house. :D

meg4050
August 10th, 2007, 09:29 AM
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle & will pee on your computer" - Bruce Graham



I'll have to forward this one to my brother because our old cat, Midnight actually did pee all over his laptop and fried it! :laughing:

My mom and I found a small puddle on the top and figured it was OK, we'd just clean it off and Chris would never notice, but when I picked the computer up after cleaning the top, it poured out of the inside too :rolleyes:

My brothers used to tease him all the time - payback's a b%$@*!