growler~GateKeeper
August 9th, 2007, 10:47 PM
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast" - unknown
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats" - Dave Platt (computer programers)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle & will pee on your computer" - Bruce Graham
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this" - anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow" - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats" - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat" - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another" - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message & get back to you later" - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures & they are subject to a good many ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffers from insomnia" - Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life" - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats" - anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior" - Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music & cats" - Albert Schweitzer
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God" - unknown
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats" - Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want" - Joseph Wood Krutch
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats" - Dave Platt (computer programers)
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle & will pee on your computer" - Bruce Graham
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this" - anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow" - Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats" - English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat" - Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another" - Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message & get back to you later" - Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures & they are subject to a good many ailments, but I have never heard of one who suffers from insomnia" - Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life" - Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats" - anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior" - Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music & cats" - Albert Schweitzer
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God" - unknown
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats" - Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want" - Joseph Wood Krutch