Bill & Bob
May 9th, 2004, 12:51 PM
Ok, so it's not soo funny. More "oh that's not good" kind of story. Just heard it this morning from a friend of mine who guaranteed me it's not some urban myth, but happened on the West Side of Vancouver.
Some guy has a dog. Don't know the breed. Lives in a very nice, pretty expensive house that's a restored heritage home. Expensive doesn't necessarily mean much since theres a crazy real estate market in Vancouver, but that's besides the point.
Anyhoo, they went to leave the house for the afternoon and for whatever reason, the pooch couldn't come with, thus was going to be left at home.
They've got this island in their kitchen with a sink in it. You can probably see where this is going at this point. As consequence would have it, they also have bar stools around the island and had left some dishes on there too. So, the dog went up on the chair to lick some of the dishes on the island. At least that's what they figure at this point. Knocked a bowl into the sink covering the drain. You can definitely see where this is going now. Then he hits the hot water tap somehow and it starts running.
Well, a few hours later they came home. Found the tap running along with a house full of water and a dog sitting on a couch that was practically floating from the sounds of things, with a lovely smile about the accomplishment he'd made. Hardwood floors looked like waves on the beach. Drywall, hooped. Carpets, toast. Couches, toast. Lots and lots of other damage to various items including antiques and stuff.
Someone came in and gave them a damage estimate of approximately $100K.
Oh my........
Some guy has a dog. Don't know the breed. Lives in a very nice, pretty expensive house that's a restored heritage home. Expensive doesn't necessarily mean much since theres a crazy real estate market in Vancouver, but that's besides the point.
Anyhoo, they went to leave the house for the afternoon and for whatever reason, the pooch couldn't come with, thus was going to be left at home.
They've got this island in their kitchen with a sink in it. You can probably see where this is going at this point. As consequence would have it, they also have bar stools around the island and had left some dishes on there too. So, the dog went up on the chair to lick some of the dishes on the island. At least that's what they figure at this point. Knocked a bowl into the sink covering the drain. You can definitely see where this is going now. Then he hits the hot water tap somehow and it starts running.
Well, a few hours later they came home. Found the tap running along with a house full of water and a dog sitting on a couch that was practically floating from the sounds of things, with a lovely smile about the accomplishment he'd made. Hardwood floors looked like waves on the beach. Drywall, hooped. Carpets, toast. Couches, toast. Lots and lots of other damage to various items including antiques and stuff.
Someone came in and gave them a damage estimate of approximately $100K.
Oh my........
