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Male Version of Maxine

rainbow
June 10th, 2007, 03:53 AM
Men Strike Back !


Q. How many men does it take to open a beer?
A. None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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Q. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A. When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Q. Why do men fart more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A. The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.......I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have recently discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%......It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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AND WHAT DOES MAXINE SAY ABOUT THIS?.....

mummummum
June 10th, 2007, 01:50 PM
hehehehehe...

But I'm still glad you let Maxine get the last word in !!

Dogastrophe
June 10th, 2007, 02:43 PM
I mentioned a few of these to my wife a while back. She got so mad that I didn't see her for three days .... on the forth day the swelling in my eyes subsided and I was able to open them back up. :crazy:

angeldogs
June 10th, 2007, 02:48 PM
:laughing: :laughing: .i like it.

Frenchy
June 10th, 2007, 02:53 PM
I mentioned a few of these to my wife a while back. She got so mad that I didn't see her for three days .... on the forth day the swelling in my eyes subsided and I was able to open them back up. :crazy:

:laughing:

rainbow
June 10th, 2007, 07:09 PM
I mentioned a few of these to my wife a while back. She got so mad that I didn't see her for three days .... on the forth day the swelling in my eyes subsided and I was able to open them back up. :crazy:

Hee hee.....I like your sense of humour. :laughing:

rainbow
June 10th, 2007, 07:09 PM
hehehehehe...

But I'm still glad you let Maxine get the last word in !!


Hey, I wouldn't have it any other way. :D