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Diary

joeysmama
June 8th, 2007, 10:17 AM
THE DOG'S DIARY
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>8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
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>9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
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>9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
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>10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
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>12:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
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>1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
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>3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
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>5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
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>6:00pm - Agility class! Truly my favorite thing!
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>7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
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>8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
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>11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
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>THE CAT'S DIARY
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>Day 983 of my captivity.
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>My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
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>They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed
>hash
>or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
>perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my
>strength.
>
>The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to
>disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse
>and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike
>fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities.
>However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little
>hunter" I am.
>*******s!
>
>There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed
>in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
>hear
>the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to
>the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it
>to
>my advantage.
>
>Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
>tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
>again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
>
>I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
>The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to
>be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.
>
>The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards
>regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have
>arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe.
>
>For now, Kitty

mummummum
June 8th, 2007, 10:44 PM
I've always suspected that's the way cats think...:laughing:

angeldogs
June 8th, 2007, 11:43 PM
:laughing: I liked that.

rainbow
June 9th, 2007, 08:07 PM
Very cute. :D