rainbow

May 30th, 2007, 03:09 AM

Mathematical Viewpoint

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? ....But, what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And ;

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

THEN, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-$-$-K-I-$-$-I-N-G =

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull***** and A$$ Ki$$ing that will put you over the top.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? ....But, what makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O

P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K =

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E =

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E =

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And ;

B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T =

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

THEN, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-$-$-K-I-$-$-I-N-G =

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull***** and A$$ Ki$$ing that will put you over the top.