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Men Are Just Happier People

May 30th, 2007, 03:03 AM
What do you expect from such simple creatures?

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be President.
6. You can never be pregnant.
7. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
8. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
9. Car mechanics tell you the truth..
10. The world is your urinal.
11. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because
this one is just too icky.
12. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
13. Same work, more pay.
14. Wrinkles add character.
15. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
16. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
17. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
18. New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
19. One mood all the time.
20. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
21. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
22. You can open all your own jars.
23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
24. Your underwear is $6.95 for a three-pack.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
27. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
28. You only have to shave your face and neck.
29. You can play with toys all your life.
30. Your belly usually hides your hips.
31. One wallet and one pair of shoes and one color for all seasons.
32. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
33. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
34. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
35. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25

No wonder men are happier.

May 30th, 2007, 06:29 AM
Yeah really:rolleyes: , so much of this is sooo true:D

May 30th, 2007, 02:27 PM true...hehe

all, except for maybe this one...
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
13. Same work, more pay.

Men get paid more because we're expected to sacrifice ourselves when bad things happen. When a ship sinks, a fire at the work place, or even during the 9-11 incident, what happens? "women and children" go first. Think of it as an insurance policy payout spread over the course of the male life. :D

May 31st, 2007, 08:44 PM
Hehehe :laughing: .

May 31st, 2007, 09:52 PM
I heard that on the radio this morning.

Someone called in and added #36 You can wear the same suit to five different weddings and no one notices.

Also on the same topic is the fact that when getting ready to go out men only have to shave and get dressed, they don't have to worry about hair and makeup, etc. :rolleyes: