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With apologies to Jack Handy

Schwinn
May 4th, 2007, 10:44 AM
Anyone remember the "Deep Thoughts" from SNL?

Just wondering if anyone has any of thier own.

I've a bunch, but here's just a few(I should be working :D )

Why do we drive on parkways, and park in driveways?

Why are buildings called buildings when they're already built? Shouldn't they be called buildings when they're being built, and builts when they're finished? Maybe "about to be builts" when they're still drawings?

I've often thought the anarchist movement would have more success if they could be better organized. You know, maybe have a leader to to lead them...

Skryker
May 4th, 2007, 10:58 AM
:laughing: I think you owe an apology to Gallager, too.....

I prefer, I was going start a procrastinator's day, but I never got around to it. :D

Or-"Dyslexics of the World, Untie!"

Or-Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic who would lay awake at night and wonder if there really is a dog?;)

(And I am dyslexic myself, so I'm not poking fun at anyone else!).

Maya
May 4th, 2007, 06:59 PM
:) I like all of these, very clever. I can't think of any off hand but i'm always proud of myself when I notice something.:p

Prin
May 4th, 2007, 06:59 PM
Meb always has Deep Thoughts in her signature...

I don't have any, but your anarchy comment makes my favorite line from Rudolph come to mind... "Let's be independent together!" :D