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Life tips for women

technodoll
April 24th, 2007, 10:28 PM
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything.
2. If the shoe fits - buy both in every colour.
3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!
5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).
6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your real personality.
8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.
9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it all by myself.
10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.
11. When life gives you lemons in 2007 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka or gin.

Maya
April 24th, 2007, 11:59 PM
1. Aspire to be Barbie - the b*tch has everything.Yes and must be convenient without all that hassle down below.:D

Adogsday
April 25th, 2007, 08:31 AM
Very true on all fronts!:laughing: