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The Importance of Walking

rainbow
April 18th, 2007, 02:13 AM
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.


My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is.


The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.


I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.


I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.


I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.


The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.


If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.


And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

TeriM
April 18th, 2007, 02:22 AM
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.


So that's the secret :eek: :laughing: .