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Kids....Gotta Love 'Em

April 18th, 2007, 02:11 AM
Kids write about the sea.....

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly age 6)

2) Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have
sea all round you, you are incontinent. ( Wayne age 7)

4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like
Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

5) A dolphin breaths through an ******* on the top of its
head. Billy age 6)

6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
with crabs.(Millie age 6)

7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to
cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would
whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they have been better
off eating beans. (William age 7)

8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
Helen age 6)

9) I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is
always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my
big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
Amy age 8)

10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric
eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea
where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher
age 7)

11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it
makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)

12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
Becky age 8)

April 18th, 2007, 02:14 AM
:laughing: Very cute.