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How to wash the cat

April 17th, 2007, 01:11 PM
(edited to add: NEVER do this to your cat! it is a JOKE only, written by the family dog who is probably frustrated he's not as cute! :p )

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will
be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and
rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he
will dry himself.


(bad dog! BAAAD dog! no cookie!! - sincerely, MOM)

April 17th, 2007, 01:19 PM
:laughing: i've read this one mom had a print out of it.thanks for sharing.

April 17th, 2007, 01:21 PM
:laughing: ....that was cute. I hope you don't get flamed by some of the cat lovers on the board. :D