technodoll
April 16th, 2007, 09:48 PM
too many to post but alot of new ones here, hilarious! enjoy!
http://www.bored.com/dogowners/index.htm
a few of my favorites (they are ALL my favorites :D )
You hate posing for pictures unless you're with your dog.
You have nose prints on all glass surfaces--windows, doors, inside the car, etc.--and you leave them there because cleaning them seems so futile at this point.
You have more dog beds, chew toys, collars, leashes, harnesses, and dog
crates than you have dogs (Bonus points if you've kept puppy collars, toys,
and crates for "the next one").
Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies.
Your dog gets sick and you sleep next to him in a sleeping bag in the
kitchen in case he needs to go out.
You're more concerned with the dogs' needs than your own when the budget
gets tight.
Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will
take pets.
You buy a $20.00 stuffed toy and within an hour you find toy stuffing all
over the yard. You and the dogs bow your heads in silent prayer.
Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
You are on an email list with other dog people and each one of them feels like more than family.
http://www.bored.com/dogowners/index.htm
a few of my favorites (they are ALL my favorites :D )
You hate posing for pictures unless you're with your dog.
You have nose prints on all glass surfaces--windows, doors, inside the car, etc.--and you leave them there because cleaning them seems so futile at this point.
You have more dog beds, chew toys, collars, leashes, harnesses, and dog
crates than you have dogs (Bonus points if you've kept puppy collars, toys,
and crates for "the next one").
Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies.
Your dog gets sick and you sleep next to him in a sleeping bag in the
kitchen in case he needs to go out.
You're more concerned with the dogs' needs than your own when the budget
gets tight.
Your first concern when planning a vacation is whether or not the hotel will
take pets.
You buy a $20.00 stuffed toy and within an hour you find toy stuffing all
over the yard. You and the dogs bow your heads in silent prayer.
Poop has become a source of conversation for you and your significant other.
You are on an email list with other dog people and each one of them feels like more than family.