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A New Spin on Some Oldy and Moldies

April 14th, 2007, 02:07 PM
Did you know that some of the artists of the 60s are revising
their hits with new lyrics to accommodate the aging population?

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.

Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations--- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba--- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore--- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again.

April 14th, 2007, 02:12 PM
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash- hehe that's my fave. :laughing:

April 15th, 2007, 08:37 AM
Hee hee, my husband would tell you "I am woman, hear me snore" is my theme song (darn those allergy and sinus issues!:o ).

April 18th, 2007, 02:00 PM
It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to... You would cry too if it happend to you.

:laughing: :p :laughing:

Lovin' it